The Retired Defender Militia of Obrimenja First Infantry is a massive, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, soft-spoken computers, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 2.671 billion Obrimenjan Infantrymen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Iustitia. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Obrimenjan economy, worth 101 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,920 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

They who do not work shall not eat, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, a major religion has been named as Obrimenja First Infantry's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Obrimenja First Infantry in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obrimenja First Infantry's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Obrimenja First Infantry is ranked 129,422^nd in the world and 32^nd in England for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,480.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.